reeboks with the straps

never thought i would be waiting in line at a drive thru atm behind a man on foot and a boy on a scooter

john was lucky enough to get that rare 8.5x11 lasagna autograph 

favorite

hi mom

newest horror move ayyyy

bracket style coin flip off to see what should be eaten for lunch

i makes chicken and beans tacos

i does drawing at work

oranges slices for life

horror movies?

hi

Best Buddies

Hard at work in the office

getting my high score on

this is in Charlotte NC

Never thought i would eat pizza this good in the south

Actual giant slices of good pizza in NC

I have a major bone to pick with you Mr. Baron

Dear Red Baron,

You almost became my hero, but now all I wanna do is punch those dumb aviator goggles off your head.  You went ahead and did what I was hoping and wishing someone would do, and thats make a frozen buffalo chicken pizza.  But you went ahead and crossed the line, was chicken, cheese, and hot sauce not good enough?  Did you really have to add little onions to your ingredients?  I fucking hate onions, more than anything on this planet.  You are officially the worlds biggest dickhead. I am boycotting your pizzas from now on, they suck.  Any other pizza companies feel free to take this buffalo chicken joint and do it right.

Sincerely,

Go to Hell