Monday, June 30, 2008

Sunday, June 29, 2008

i wanna be on wipeout

this show is great, people are getting fucked up
This is exactly like Mario party, but in real life.
Every single thing is on this show was first a mini game from a mario party n64 game.


Music

Felix Da Housecat - Ready 2 Wear

some good stuff on tv today

i have no idea why the audio is not working, oh well.  You dont need to hear how fat and white trash she is

filmed a little bit today

It was only a little bit, to get some shots that we needed with john as a zombie. It was kinda awkward cause everyone there was looking at us weird and people were calling the cops on us. So we kinda had to rush things and get going after the cops came and told us to wrap it up, but i think it was alright, we can edit it to make it work.
John being a zombie was making me crack up, i really liked the way he played a zombie it was perfect and funny as shit, hahaha.
Sorry no pics

five guys....

Bacon double chee, and some cajun fries

Me, john, and young brother went after we did some filming today.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The Hadron particle collider is here!!!!! and its about to get turned on.
17 miles long, 330 ft underground, and $5.8 billion
Basically it collides atomic particles at about the speed of light
I think believing in God is being lazy, and people use god to put an answer to things we dont quite know yet, but will one day find out.  And guess what that day is about come.
Being a non religious person that believes that science and physics are the real shit, i have been waiting quite a while for them to turn this particle collider on.  They can discover new dimensions, and discover a new particle that gives matter to mass, hunt for dark matter and dark mass, maybe prove the superstring theory, and possibly what caused the big bang (which we always thought could never be answered, and thus creating the answer that god caused it), but the real answer may be here soon, at least in our lifetime.

Hey church goers what does your donation money go to? your priests child porn collection?
The answers are still out there, so go get them.

On a small side note, the particle collider might spawn a black hole which may devour the earth.
it may be the same chances of winning the lottery, but theres still a chance our planet will be destroyed in a badass way in august. peep the report

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Zaxby's

Always getting that mother fucking wings and things meal. so damn good

making fake blood

Gonna do some more filming for our Zombie short tomorrow if it doesnt rain.  I think the blood looks pretty decent
This is gonna be in john's mouth, hahahahaha

Made from household products

Went to black sheep, looking for new shoes

Lots of SB's on hand

hahahaha

Help i am being held for ransom!!!!

Ordered this shirt


And i am pretty excited for it to come in the mail

cool sky tonight

There was a weird storm coming through and there were 3 parts to the sky.  It was dark and black at this part and there was a big ass rainbow shining through the storm. it was neat
Behind the storm looked cool too, all yellow and stuff

In front of the storm is was clear blue and boring so i didnt take a pic. But it was cool as shit cause all 3 were in the same view, i stood outside of work and looked at it for about a half hour

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

SLAMMER = the greatest magazine ever created

Ok, someone had this at work and its the best thing i have ever seen.  Its a magazine with all the mug shots of these hics in these counties that got arrested this past week.  There are so many famous people in here (p.s. my hand looks like it has been taking steroids or something)
This is SCARFACE, and he made the cover, you may know him from his movie in the 80's
Coolio is doing his thing (this guy has the best hair i have ever seen)
I call him handsome jack (he is in for dwi, but it looks like it should be for touching a 12 year old penis)
The Hardy Boys
And i just call her beautiful 
This shit is great, it is all broken up into different sections for all the different crimes and there is a section for people that smiled and stuff like that.  This is for the hot hot hot crimes, some bad boys and girls here.
And it is just pages and pages of this, i was laughing so hard cause there was so many awesome people
I am going to find out where this was purchased and start collecting them, SLAMMER for life

working that night shift bitch

I usually just drive around big ass forklifts, its kinda cool i guess
This bitch weights like 16,000 pounds and can lift 2 cars at once
While most people put their work clothes on to go to work, i go ahead and put my grown man on

I am getting fat


Fat ass mother fucker, even though its an old pic from when i ate a whole pizza
Today i had for lunch at work
-pack of peanut butter crackers
-pack of fig newtons
-medium order of fries
-4 cheeseburgers
-bag of munchos chips
-3 musketeers bar

Monday, June 23, 2008

music

Aphex twin - Milkman, Video by david firth
Ill as fuck

great flick

havent watched it in years and years, but i suddenly have the urge to

Sunday, June 22, 2008

about to trade this in

Its my car, and it has been a love hate relationship for the past 3 years +, but all in all some good times.

So i have had it for over three years now and would rather not trade it in, because its my car, i saved up thousands of dollars for a down payment and i have been making payments on it for over 3 years now. But as we all have been feeling it, the economy blows and i dont have a good job right now. I really want to move out and i really want to move out of charlotte, since i am not from here and have zero attachment to this area at all.  Just the 2 years of college were spent in charlotte.  So trading this in would be the most realistic way to get going in life and get out and do stuff and not be tied down financially.  But thanks my car, you got me to school everyday for the past 2 1/2 years, with only 1 or 2 flat tires and never breaking down, and you also got me back and forth to new jersey numerous times.  you have been good to me, and i have been good to you.  i bought you new shoes, which look really cute on you, and took you to some amazing places and did some amazing things in you. WORD
But i think i am going to trade it in for one of these, a FUCKING HARLEY, fuck yessssssss.  Drop my payments from $375 a month on the bmw to about $150 a month, and take my fuel economy up to 60mpg.  I will have extra money to move out and hopefully i will get to see the country on this thing, traveling while i am still young and single is my number one goal right now.

And as you can see i am obsessed with black vehicles. car now is black with black rims, and i want an all black bike.  Black on black on black like i'm riding on death

It was my birthday last week

I work the night shift, so my mom had a little party waiting for me when i got home.  She got a whole bunch of gifts in little bags for me and made up a bunch of cards cause she knows i only have one friend down here, isnt she is nicest mommy in the world
There were ballons
All the presents
And cake

The sad thing is, my birthday was on tuesday and it is now sunday and the presents are still on the counter untouched, along with the cards and the cake is still there and has not been cut. Turning 25 was quite depressing for me.

this was my hero for quite some time

i could not imagine being this man, and knowing that no man on this planet could beat you up
Fedor Emelianenko - the baddest man in the world
an animal like this could only come from russia

quite amazing that this thing exists

i need to see one in real life one day, i mean they only weight about 500,000 lbs. that is fucking ridiculous, and it lives on this planet with us

3 stooges.... or 30

I bet he gets laid alot

Thursday, June 19, 2008

this made me laugh

This kid is a total crusher, fuck he is cool

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Monday, June 16, 2008

went bowling

For Fresca's birthday
Started the night off at johns watchin some skate vids and stuff
Driving through the Queen shitty
I had some buds in a bag that were drank in the parking lot
Fresca is getting her roll on
Some other fools got their roll on
We had some money being bet on these games
I got kinda drunk and probably made a fool out of myself, oh well. john texting and shit
John took all the cash at the end, and we went and got cookout with the money
This is my new friend
Eating that spicy chicken and watching some tv and stuff, i remember that lady was being a cry baby bitch on tv
Then we posted up on the back patio at john's and listened to music and chilled out for a bit.
We had a little sleep over, it was cute. Good times though, for real

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

I want a fucking harley, it is going to happen soon too

John wants to get one as well, so we went to carolina harley today to talk to a salesman and get a general idea on how it will go down, and getting a license and what not. and to sit on some bikes to see how they fit.

There was some kind of party going down toooooooo

They had a bunch of sick Nightsters, below is the black and flat olive one. I am only getting an all black bike, but they didnt have the sportster low 883 i wanted. But i heard sportsters were super little, but after seeing them today i thought they were a perfect sized bike. the guy said i was too tall, but i will make it work with extended pegs and some 14" ape hangers. Shit will be like a bobber
The dealer was pretty much just telling me and john we could score white trash bitches without even trying, it kinda made me not want one, those bitches out there were gross as fuck.

Some cool bikes were out in the parking lot. The guy said they take car trade ins which is good, cause as soon as harley or carmax or whoever gives me what i want for my car, then i am getting a bike asap

It starting raining like hell, and all the bikers were fucked, check this video i took from my digital cam of it coming down

I saw this bitch at a stop light, its fucking johnnnnnnnnnnnnn, bitch was doing tre flips like they were nothing in the lot before we left. And he had the sickest shirt from the Emerica Wild Ride when he went camping with the Emerica team this week. comfy shirt too

I am pretty much going to have this exact same bike, but with bigger ape hanger handle bars and extended foot pegs since i am a tall fuck. This is the sportster 883 low