Saturday, May 31, 2008

cookout bitch

spicy chicken tray with fries and hush puppies, and a sweet tea

music

Cryptopsy - cold hate, warm blood

Got some Zaxbys

Of course its the wings n things meal
You get 5 wings, 3 tenders, fries, celery and ranch, and toast for i think $6.49
It is so fucking good

I ate it all up, except the celery was not fresh so that got one bite. and as you can tell after i finished the wings i put ketchup in the remaining hot sauce and dipped my tenders in some hot ketchup.



Last night

Hung out with john and fresca, but of course i forgot my camera like an asshole.
We went and saw The Strangers, i thought i was going to hate it, but i actually enjoyed watching it and i liked how it was non stop and not dull or boring at times. def not a classic, and not a very good movie, but i enjoyed it for this one time.
If it was a true masterpiece i would of been locking my doors up at night, it was definitely one of the best new horrors to come out, but that isnt saying much


Then we went to steak n shake, it was my first time there.  It was very good, but next time i am getting the double spicy chicken sandwich, that shit looked off the chook when john was eating it.

All in all it was a very good night.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

this fat fuck thinks it is cool

this piece of shit is so fat, but has the coolest look on its face. what a asshole

just like high school mother fucker

So i took a peek out my garage door and saw my brother smoking a cigarette sittin on the back of his car. I hope someone tells him this is not high school. Earth to chris, no one is about to come out of class and think you are cool. tojo alert

bagel and butter bitch


I heard cream cheese will turn a gay man straight

found some airplane snacks

and ate them

i caught my brother giving a guy a HJ in here

I fell at work today

and it hurted

it looks like this bitch was like i am going to walk down these steps right here, and her ankle was like i am about to start dancing when i hit this step. as you can see there was a disagreement 

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Monday, May 26, 2008

Damnnnnn people are still reppin bows and arrows

This is great with just the girls, the white guy is annoying



Flea market... Montgomery... Its just like, its just like.. a mini mall.. hey hey

Pool round 2

Went to the pool again today, and it was bumpin

There was a DJ playing all the best music like nickelback and smashmouth, so we danced our way there. but seriously that music was so fucking annoying while trying to chill

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The pool is off the chook

Just lounging and drinking a beer on this nice day

Got this pussy to go with me finally

Five guys

was so damn good
Bacon double cheeseburger and cajun fries

My brother sucks

I have the worst brother in the world. It is a nice sunny day on memorial day weekend, and all he wants to do is lock himself in his room all day and watch tv. What a piece of shit, he doesnt want to go to the pool, and i offered to buy him anything to eat if he would go with me. All he does is cry and complain how much charlotte sucks, but he doesnt ever want to do anything at all. This is him on a perfect day, locked his his room like a loser creep.

I am looking for a new brother in charlotte that likes to hang out somewhere other than the basement every single night.

Music

Aphex Twin - window licker
such a good video

Everyone knows WCW was better than WWF

Here is a bout from '99 which was around the hay day for wrestling, besides the sunday morning WWF when i was way younger and thought it was real (that was the shit)
Its Sting vs Kevin Nash vs Goldberg vs DDP

Saturday, May 24, 2008

This is my mom

Went out but forgot my fucking camera

So i pulled some pics off the interweb to inform all the people that dont care

First i went here to put a deposit down to get an appointment for my next tattoo (my brothers face on the inside of my arm) Its immortal images on monroe road 
Oh yeah when i went there someone called the shop and asked if they did tattoos there, what the fuck?

Then i went to a bar in belmont to eat 20 of these, on the way there, there was this fat ass bitch walking in the slow lane on wilkinson towards traffic with a baby in a stroller wearing a winni the pooh shirt. (fuck i wish i had my camera) there was no shoulder either, cars had to swerve quick to miss her and her baby as she walked toward them. it was the most white trash thing i have seen since moving down south
And drank 2 of these
now i will drink more of these for the rest of the night


need thick fake blood and makeup to match skin

Testing out some stuff for a zombie bite to see what it looks like. me and my bro are makin a short zombie film this summer for a contest
just messing around with the latex and other stuff, but i will get some makeup to match the latex to the skin and some fake blood to fill in and around when we do it in filming
Just a first test, now i must drink budweiser

Friday, May 23, 2008

The last 5 minutes of my life were awesome

First i opened this budweiser on my deck and began to drink it

Then i walked up my driveway to get the mail, and i got the george romero film MARTIN which i was hoping would come today

Looked up to see that my brother got a off the hook head transplant

Then my expecting oven gave birth to these precious twins

Just kidding it was an abortion and i ate those fucking fetuses 

daily music

nine inch nails - wish
Amazing stuff, i love me some nin especially the old stuff like this. i remember having the broken album like 12 years ago

I have not cleaned my room since August

Whoops a daisy
and thats just the one half

Christopher gay

my brothers name is christopher and he is gay as fuck, so i googled christopher gay and these are what came up. I think they are all him



reppin UNCC

What the fuck is up with the music though

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Daily music

this is probably my favorite song
Sam Cooke - A change is gonna come

bout to watch this and sleep

Havent watched it in a longgggggg while, gonna throw it on and sleep til like midnight, then wake up and run errands before i have work at 5am in the metal factory

Bullshit

Look at this pussy posted up in a chair trying to be me

Bedroom art show

Today on artists corner fuzzy will be showing his 2 rarest pieces that he has in his bedroom

This first piece of black jesus was purchased around 2002 i believe, for about $30 in the pennsauken mart in pennsauken, NJ
Current estimated value $38 trillion


The second piece we have here is a reproduction painting of the dvd cover of the film LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE done by Tom mcdermott of cinnaminson, nj. This piece was mailed free with a cigarette taped to the back of it (which is still there) for being the first fan of his website www.fancydevil.com
Current estimated value $666 quadtrillion 


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Daily music

Elvis Costello - Lipstick Vogue

Hot and ready

My mommy ordered me a plain, but they gave her a pepperoni.  Its alright, but i prefer cheese from little ceasars

I think this is my brother

I am pretty sure it is, but i cant tell for sure

Mr. Mac is a true Mac, HAHAHAHAHA

He really knows how to score some ass

t.A.T.u Gets Naked

you can see both of their boobs in this video

Monday, May 19, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!Jean-Claude Van Damme puts his weiner between metal bars on balcony

Got some things in the mail today

A 2GB sd card for my camera
Black camera case
MANIAC on dvd
....and all 3 items cost me under $20 combined

Daily music

Very fitting today
The Smiths - Heaven knows i'm miserable now

Been gettin into some DOTS

Literally tearing them apart

Here you go

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Ay yo check it out.. I just dropped 100 million dollars on my new grillz

Just kidding those are my real teeth

Dinner


Just the way i like it

Daily music video

Todays delight is DYING FETUS with - Kill your mother, Rape your dog

Upskirtsssss

I want to go to Japan, you can just take pictures of girls vaginas.

Dumb movie

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubble gum"
This movie sucked dick, Roddy Piper is the worst actor ever.
I finished it at 5am last night, and it took me 3 nights to get through it, decent concept just terrible acting and music