Saturday, November 7, 2009

I have a major bone to pick with you Mr. Baron

Dear Red Baron,
You almost became my hero, but now all I wanna do is punch those dumb aviator goggles off your head.  You went ahead and did what I was hoping and wishing someone would do, and thats make a frozen buffalo chicken pizza.  But you went ahead and crossed the line, was chicken, cheese, and hot sauce not good enough?  Did you really have to add little onions to your ingredients?  I fucking hate onions, more than anything on this planet.  You are officially the worlds biggest dickhead. I am boycotting your pizzas from now on, they suck.  Any other pizza companies feel free to take this buffalo chicken joint and do it right.
Sincerely,
Go to Hell

Phillies pick up option on Lazy Glove Lee

yeah give that fool his $9 million for next year. Cliff Lee is a beast, but he catches pop-ups so delicately. I love him