I caught a cockroach breakdancing at work today

even had its own music going and shit, this is the fucking illest roach that ever lived. we exchanged numbers, he knows some bitches

Went to get some hydraulic oil for the grinder and this bitch was throwing a fucking party.

first video phone post bitches, more to come

CO-worker on Springer alert

Alright so i have a new hero, this guy i work with told me he was on springer and i started laughing like yeah yeah, then he pops out his phone and shows me the vid. he was on an episode for dating his sister. greatest thing ever.

They are acting, but i still thought it was so damn funny and he is so awesome for doing it. more videos from him fighting on the show coming soon

Daily grind

So i work in this metal factory joint on the night shift

I shovel this titanium swarf that is flammable as fuck, and this shit already burnt the factory down 2 years ago and cost 12 mill in damage, so i am really careful 

i get my drink on, (about 10 a night, they are free) I mix them together it tastes so good

I get my snack on (about 4 a night)

Then its payday bitch