Happy halloween

Phillies win world series...then there are riots on Broad street...fuck i wish i was back home

There were people lighting cars on fire and flipping them and people breaking shit and people climbing on shit...looks pretty fun

And this final video, it sucks for this dude that 

climbed the street light

Phillies.... World Champs

read it mother fuckers

Pizza time

ok so a commercial i saw today, told me that the reason i am not fat as fuck isnt because i am cool as fuck, but rather because my fat burning enzymes are more active than the normal person's.  So its pizza time!!!!!

yum a large cheese pizza all for myself

cut it up like cocaine...bitch

dang i am merely a seven slice wonder, i could of had that last one but i was feeling good and didnt wanna feel sick. 

GO

What i have been eating

after seeing what i eat on a daily basis. your question will be, how are you not fat as fuck? and my answer will be, because i am cool as fuck.

Cookout - spicy chicken tray plain w/ double up on cajun fries and sweet tea, and a hot dog. Spicy chicken trays till i die!!!! $3.99 come on, its a recession special.

KFC - original recipe chicken strips + a plain snacker.  It was ok, i only went cause i had a gift certificate thingy.  Zaxby's over KFC forever!!!!

Always that little ceasers hot-n-ready. large 1 topping pizza for $5 everyday.  Its all about that extra cheese. we stock up on them as you can see.

and always five guys, and its always that bacon double chee plain and regular cajun fries. fuck a drink...ok always a sweet tea if i eat there. NJ what the fuck do you know about sweet tea? absolutely nothing!!!!!!

hit em with that extra pic. 2000 calories of heaven right there.

What?????

look at this cool ass chimpanzee

Fucking ghost riding segways

How did he stand up after this?

i forgot i had this

gonna hang this up, a friend bought it for me from some guy on the streets in NY a few years ago.

predator pumpkin carving

nothing is going to top this pumpkin this halloween.

uhhmm, did the ref just put a hit on that player?

Holy shit........crazy suicide

watch a guys head explode from long distance with infrared camera

Uhhmmmm thats not a baby chicken........idiot

hahaha...i dont know why i think this is so funny

this guy accidently recorded himself playing a basketball video game, by HIMSELF.  haha so funny the shit he says to the players in the game. i could not stop watching. 

Walk it out...

haha some fatties walk it out

the Mimic Octopus

Wow this is the coolest creature ever.  It is an octopus that can mimic 15 other species.  Some serious crazy stuff here.

this is the only species known in existence to be able to mimic multiple species.  Its from indonesia.

haha fat lady sings and falls

WORLD SERIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Phillies win the fucking Pennant. and we are going to the world series. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sick. i wish i was in philly right now, damnnnnnnnnnnnn

this hot mother fucker Cole Hamels won the NLCS MVP. beast and my favorite player

And at the corner of Frankford and Cottman is where over 5000 fans are celebrating in sheer madness.  One reported said they were like an infection spreading, hahahaha

somebody likes World of Warcraft

This guy plays the game with 36 different characters at once, on 11 different computers.  Damn this is crazy, and costs over 5 grand a year for the 36 accounts.  Jeeeeeeeez

shiieeeeit

I bought a new car today

Thats just me and my brother riding around in it

Haha fuck the redskins

and all the other teams in the NFC east besides the eagles.

This girls fails

This guy won a half marathon dressed like this

No Joke....he is cool as hell

Fighting Phillies

Amazing night, Amazing game, and come back win to beat the dodgers in game 4 to go up 3-1 in the series

In the top of the 8th Mr October Shane Victorino hit a 2 run home run over the right field wall to tie the game up 5-5.  He has been so sick in the postseason,  and sets a phillies record for RBIs in a post season with this blast.  

And the best thing ever followed that, still in the top of 8th inning.  Matt Stairs came into pinch hit on a pitching change with a man on first and 2 outs.  The 40 year old that looks like he would be a professional beer drinker if he wasnt a baseball player, a real fucking mans man with a mustache.  Well he came into the game and hit a fucking huge 2 run homer to take the

lead. see pic above and two below.

This had to be the best moment in this mans life, he is not a house hold name and only comes in to bat every once and awhile to pinch hit, and thats it.  But with a huge game on the line he was sent in to hit under the circumstances of a miracle, and he fucking hit the home run so damn far.  After it was over and he was in the dugout by himself it honestly looked like he was crying after he realized what he had just done.

so fucking sick i was flipping out and could not believe it

And finally the double play by Chase Utley is was won the game for them, kinda cute too how they are looking at each other.  Phillies win 7-5

double fatty melt

Ok.... Its a double bacon cheeseburger, with bacon grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.  

my mouth is watering, but it would prob give me a heart attack.

I want one so bad

sick video game...Haha

Street fighter Edgar

Nest person to wake me up....will suffer the same

Boom goes the dynamite

So awkward but so amazing, the whole thing is great

Heidi gets credit for this one, it was too good for me not to post

McBallin

Hahahahaha this whole video had me laughing

LARP Dragon Battle

Fucking Epic, hahahaha i love LARPing

And below is a little Tree Man action for ya

Sick

Cheeseburger Soap.......with fries

Ok i really really want this

This is the fattest thing i have ever seen

Phillies win game 2

and are rolling like no other.... and i am not wearing my phillies hat during a game again, they win everytime i dont, so i will only wear it when they are not playing

thats all you need to see MYERS....tell me the last time you saw a pitcher hit 3-3 with 3 RBIs...so sick

Victorino with a sick catch late in the game, he also had 4 RBIs....very clutch tonight

read the sign bitches

2 year old shoots his father at a wedding

haha this kid is nuts

Music

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

So Sick

Max Payne.... I want to see this movie

Mentos...the fresh maker

Ooooppppppssssss

Our national digital debt clock does not have enough digits for our current debt.  The picture below shows about $8.8 trillion in debt, but we went over $10 trillion recently.  whoooppssss

BEEF its whats for Dinner........and lunch........and breakfast

five guys double bacon cheeseburger and some cajun fries

yummmmmm look at all that bacon

just some cheesesteak i made late last night

Zero dollar bill

An artist made 10,000 Zero dollar bills and passed them out in front of the new york stock exchange, a statement about the breakdown of our economy, pretty sick.

I wanna take them to strip clubs and give them to strippers and say "thanks for nothing bitch"

E=MC Vagina

baby wee-wee, hahaha i want one

Dirtsquad.........Bitch

Last night hung with the germs from dirtsquad

John "the bitch" Lyden

fucking reynolds

i cut the bottom of that bitches foot

monster energy

damn this actually looked fun

Old, but still funny

this guy fell off the map, so i will try and put him back on it

Cause this song is too good, try and listen without nodding your head. sickest beat

And it brought such great lyrics such as, 

"Alot of hoes give me they numbers but i never call, a real OG look at VIP and see a nigga ball, then after we hit the club imma hit then draws, yeah imma break you off, and that's all, every freak should have a picture of my dick on they wall." 

One word... Groundbreaking... haha

Animals that are cool as fuck

like cooler than people

Ate some Barbecue last week

Off the fuckin chook, kyle fletchers bbq, some ribs, fries, beans, and hush puppies

i am now a professional tennis player

And this is my trading card, estimated value $666

I think we have a new world record

I am not sure but i think he broke the record for karate chopping the most coconuts in half, its close but i think he got it

Phillies spray bubblie

An make it to the NLCS, and i get very happy.  Nice goggles Jason Werth