Friday, May 23, 2008

The last 5 minutes of my life were awesome

First i opened this budweiser on my deck and began to drink it

Then i walked up my driveway to get the mail, and i got the george romero film MARTIN which i was hoping would come today

Looked up to see that my brother got a off the hook head transplant

Then my expecting oven gave birth to these precious twins

Just kidding it was an abortion and i ate those fucking fetuses 

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