so cool

so i just got off work at 11:30pm and i am on my way home and i am like damn let me pick up some beer and stuff for this weekend. so i go in the gas station and there are like 4 pigs acting all cool and shit. i have my 20 pack of bud and pay for it and leave like its nothing at all. get about a half mile down the road and cops are all over my ass and shit. damnnnnnnn, i know my inspection is bad but what the hell. "sir you have a very strong odor of alcohol how much have you had to drink?" None officer. "I need you to step out of the car"

Bam, hands on the car, and i get all frisked up and all the shit, any weapons and all that mumbo jumbo not believing me about drinking nothing

Then they bust out one of these, and are like breathe into it, i was like damn i dont smell one bit like alcohol

So i blow my 0.00 and the dude just fucking says, ok drink your beer responsibly and gets in his car, with me just standing with my hands on my trunk like huhhhhhhh. and i didnt even get one of these(see below). thats messed

And the best part is there was some super super white trash couple in there fucked up as all hell, the dude was like wearing a button your fly t-shirt and they were buying some miller 40's. Like are the cops serious, they saw those fuckers in there buying 40's with a handful of change, and they think a guy in work clothes is the one that the odor is coming from. holy shit charlotte, nice fucking city.

The best part is the cop was so damn embarrassed and left so damn quick he didnt even realize my inspection was due 5 months ago, haha fucker